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Simple Truth Organic Fruit n' Punchy Flavored Water Beverage (Kroger)

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There has never been a better case for regular drinking water. MARKETER #1: I have a great idea for a kids’ drink that I think will take the world by storm. MARKETER #2: Really? What is it? MARKETER #1: A flavored water beverage! Most kids don’t like drinking water so this way we can trick them into thinking they’re drinking juice, or something. MARKETER #2: Brilliant! What’s it going to taste like? MARKETER #1: That’s easy...what’s one taste that every child likes? MARKETER #2: Uh...fruit punch? MARKETER #1: No, think a specific product. MARKETER #2: Uh...hot dogs? MARKETER #1: No, think of...who would drink hot dog flavored anything? MARKETER #2: Well every kid loves a good dog. MARKETER #1: I’m talking something that would be the perfect base. MARKETER #2: I don’t know…I give up. MARKETER #1: (beat) Cough syrup. MARKETER #2: (coughs) Excuse me? What? MARKETER #1: Cough syrup. MARKETER #2: What child likes the taste of cough syrup?! MARKETER #1: What do you mean? I always have. MARKE